So the weekend came and went in big fast blur, but at least it was fun. On Saturday morning, I went to the second blogger breakfast and still could not finish my food. (But I’m happy to report there was no flying hot sauce this time! LOL) I saw some regulars and met a lovely couple, Julia and her hubby. They travel to all ends of the city on this bicycle:
Listening to their trips reminded me just how lazy hubby and I are! LOL. We’re going to have to get our asses moving! After the breakfast we proceeded to Future Shop and then watched the very hyped “Wolverine” . The movie was good….until the ending..and then it sucked. Which unfortunately seems to be a recent trend in the X-Men francise. Ah well, I got to see sweaty, hairy, strong men run around on a big screen, so that was a nice consolation. (Oh and if you don’t give a shit about comics but want to see Hugh Jackman’s lily white ass, then go and see it, because in one scene he jumps off a waterfall and then through a field, naked as a jaybird! Wee! I got a poke in the ribs for ‘smiling too much’ during that scene! LOL)
On Sunday morning, I went to the “National Womens Show” with my mother-in-law. I’m not usually into these kind of “chick”-themed events, because they usually involve talking to annoying mercants who think you’ve got the words ‘sucker’ written on your forehead:
“Oh! Honey, your skin is all blotchy and wrong! But don’t fret! I’ve got a $100 potion to fix it!”
Yeah no thanks! It wasn’t too bad though, still not very riveting, but not too bad. I mainly just went to spend time with the in-law. Colin and Justin were there, wearing their kilts and talking about their latest renos.
I know they’re gay, but man I love a man in a good kilt! (And don’t ever call them skirts to a Scotsman’s face or you might just get a kick in the ass! LOL)
Now if you’re wondering when I’m going to get to the title of this post, its coming up right now. After dinner, I went to the dog park with D and had a feeling that something was going to happen. And not just any old something, but another situation where I humiliate myself in front of a large group of people. (Because that’s how I roll! LOL) We reach the dog park and Darrell lets Selena go, I walk down the hill towards the puppies and their owners when this buff, skinny looking dog..
..runs full pin into the back of my legs, causing me to fall flat on my ass in front of ALL the dog owners and their children, who all think its hilarious! I was just glad I didn’t fall on dog poop! Cheeky bugger!
So that was my weekend-Breakfasts, bicycles, buff men and falling on my butt!