What do you give to the man who has everything? Literally. My father-in-law is a well off, middle aged man who has a nice house, new car and all the Grisham books/golf/stereotypical “dad” stuff he could ever want. So what the hell do we buy him?
His Birthday is this weekend and when I asked, he gave the most infuriating answer ever:
“Oh don’t worry about a gift. You don’t have to get me anything.”
Yeah right. While this may be the polite answer, its not entirely honest. If we didn’t buy him anything, he would be disappointed. Besides, what are birthdays (even if you’re in your sixties and birthdays are becoming redundant) without presents? Blasphemy I tell you!
So does anyone out there have any suggestions?
Also-Because I’m such a birthday freak and not nearly WASP-Y enough to just silently acknowledge someone aging another year without making a fuss, I need help picking out a cake to make:
Which one looks the yummiest?